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Damn this seems to legit. I'll give it a few months to see if the prophecy comes true.
"Uh, Mr. President Trump, sir..."
spits ketchup and partially chewed beef tallow McDonald's on his bib as he slams his plastic utensils on the luxurious White House dining table "I said... I fucking said... do not bother me when I'm meditating."
"I know, sir. Sir. Please. I'm so sorry. But, it's Mr. Musk we think. We can't verify, but the number appears to be from South Africa. He's saying... ICE, deportation, it was all jumbled. He said something about not having his meds. We think Mr. Musk was deported incorrectly by ICE, sir."
starting to munch on his burger again "Elon. Elon was a loser. And now he's gone. He's gone. bye bye We wave to Elon bye bye"
"Ah. But, sir..."
"No more about that loser. I had Miller delete his citizenship documents. Now, go let Bobby know he's doing a great job with making McDonald's great again."
I’ve been one of those annoying awkward friends who won’t go away (and it’s destroyed relationships I really cherished) and it’s the source of a lot of shame and embarrassment and regret, so tbhbbq these jokes aren’t very funny to me.
Yeah the article's whole shtick is just "isn't it so insufferable to be around autistic people info dumping?". It's literally just a way of communicating but iT's NoT nOrMaL you see, which gives the writer a free pass to make fun of it. If I made fun of NT people every time they get on their bullshit... oh wait I'm already living that reality where I have no friends hahaha so funny. Not that I have a sympathy for musk or trump, hope they both die asap, but this ain't it folx
