WASHINGTON—Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” […]
spits ketchup and partially chewed beef tallow McDonald's on his bib as he slams his plastic utensils on the luxurious White House dining table
"I said... I fucking said... do not bother me when I'm meditating."
"I know, sir. Sir. Please. I'm so sorry. But, it's Mr. Musk we think. We can't verify, but the number appears to be from South Africa. He's saying... ICE, deportation, it was all jumbled. He said something about not having his meds. We think Mr. Musk was deported incorrectly by ICE, sir."
starting to munch on his burger again
"Elon. Elon was a loser. And now he's gone. He's gone. bye bye We wave to Elon bye bye"
"Ah. But, sir..."
"No more about that loser. I had Miller delete his citizenship documents. Now, go let Bobby know he's doing a great job with making McDonald's great again."
Meanwhile, someone tells Trump to accuse Elon of being an anarchist or communist, which he does publicly on Truth Social, and SCOTUS (with a majority of judges appointed by Trump himself by this point) agrees with him to revoke Elon's citizenship under 8 U.S.C. §1451(c)
Damn this seems to legit. I'll give it a few months to see if the prophecy comes true.
"Uh, Mr. President Trump, sir..."
spits ketchup and partially chewed beef tallow McDonald's on his bib as he slams his plastic utensils on the luxurious White House dining table "I said... I fucking said... do not bother me when I'm meditating."
"I know, sir. Sir. Please. I'm so sorry. But, it's Mr. Musk we think. We can't verify, but the number appears to be from South Africa. He's saying... ICE, deportation, it was all jumbled. He said something about not having his meds. We think Mr. Musk was deported incorrectly by ICE, sir."
starting to munch on his burger again "Elon. Elon was a loser. And now he's gone. He's gone. bye bye We wave to Elon bye bye"
"Ah. But, sir..."
"No more about that loser. I had Miller delete his citizenship documents. Now, go let Bobby know he's doing a great job with making McDonald's great again."
Meanwhile, someone tells Trump to accuse Elon of being an anarchist or communist, which he does publicly on Truth Social, and SCOTUS (with a majority of judges appointed by Trump himself by this point) agrees with him to revoke Elon's citizenship under 8 U.S.C. §1451(c)