Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      hace 14 días

      look up the SWAG method, they shoot a bunch of filler into you benis.

      ...there was a trueanon episode about it ok. one of the funniest things I've ever heard is some guy got it done and when he had sex with his gf after she was like, "what did you do? why would you do that? I liked the way it was before!"

      • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
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        hace 14 días

        Lmao there's an smbc comic about that. If it was possible to make the dick larger with exercise, then nobody would be able to have sex

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        hace 14 días

        This stuff can get a lot darker, too.

        CW: death by penile injury

        A guy in Germany recently was sentenced for accidentally killing his grindr date with a DIY silicone oil injection. He told him "it's safe, i'm a paramedic" (he wasn't) and then hit a vein (which probably isn't that unlikely when you do dick injections) and the other guy got blood poisoning. Must've been an absolutely horrible way to go out, he spent several days in a hospital before the stuff killed him.

        • Weedian [he/him]
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          hace 14 días

          RSS feed https://jumble.top/f/trueanonpod.xml plug the link into your podcast app

          ep 337: Does Elon Dream of Electric Weiner?

    • Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
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      hace 14 días

      Not something I've ever been concerned with but if you have weight to lose it can give the appearance of growth by reducing the pad of fat in the pelvic area.

    • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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      hace 14 días

      There's fillers as mentioned.

      Stuff that makes it look bigger too like cock rings or pumping.

      Some trans femmes report enlargement when they use topical testosterone to prevent atrophy.

      Also you can just buy like hollow strap ons that are pretty cool.