Cuz I wanna know if I need to create and finish a bucket list if that’s the case lmao.

  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    On the contrary, rule #1 of nuclear war is live directly next to a major target so you get the instantaneous atomization death over the cancer-and-famine option.

    • hotspur [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Yes, and try and live close to the center of where you think the nuke would be targeted. If it comes, you’ll be vaporized instantly with no awareness. Depending on the size of the nuke, if you’re outside of that radius, you get shockwave, firestorm and fallout depending on distance, and while you will almost certainly die, it may not be quick and painless.

      • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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        1 month ago

        if it comes, you’ll be vaporized instantly with no awareness.

        but what if you're opening the fridge for a late midnight muckbang video with a last minute sponser and then suddenly the initial shockware knocks you into the fridge and when you get out all your manikins are on fire?

      • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        If you're close enough, the shockwave is fast enough that the heat generated from the speed of the shockwave would instantly vaporize your body.