in all fairness it's quite impressive, but the headline is just fucking hilarious... the people have been force-fed slop and spectacle for so long that they are now only capable of understanding things through the lens of Treats.
why don't we have a Baudrillard or simulation/simulacra emote
The heartpumping moment of the heartstealing soldier heartbreakingly fight the heartless enemy with a heartgrinding heartbeating to heartcrushing war