I say 5 years hard labour minimum

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 days ago

    Tabletop gaming gulag. If you want your nerd shit, you're going to have to do it in person and be kind to the people you're playing with

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      3 days ago

      a ttrpg reeducation camp where to leave you have to successfully get through a campaign with a gm trained to punish bigots with pc death. the setting will be the forgotten realms and critiquing the inherent bigotry of that setting will be mandatory

      • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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        3 days ago

        They're gonna consume a lot of oven baked pizza and cheap beer at this gulag.

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        3 days ago

        You can catch me deliberately committing crimes (gaming) in order to be sent to the TTRPG reeducation camp, where not only will I not have to be the GM, but nobody will be able to flake on sessions.

        • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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          3 days ago

          i volunteer to be a prisoner-spy in order to aid ideological rectification from the inside (i've never managed to be in a consistent ttrpg group but it sounds nice)

          • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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            3 days ago

            Damn I'd do everything in my power to avoid the TTRPG gulag since I think having to look up and/or memorize To-Hit tables is a fate worse than death

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      3 days ago

      Being caught being That Guy gets you sent to the SuperGulag where you paint historical wargaming troops (nothing roman/Byzantine or post Napoleon allowed) for the duration of your sentence

      Edit: I forgot to mention they aren't allowed to paint anything Germanic/HRE related either.

      • SocialistDovahkiin [she/her]
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        3 days ago

        if you paint Nazi symbols on them then you get sent to singular (not solitary) confinement where you have to finish a single miniature to leave (an impossible project)

      • barrbaric [he/him]
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        3 days ago

        I regret to inform you that you've forgotten to ban the crusades and the gulags are now full of people chanting "deus vult".