A lot of chuds are just miserable people and never wake up happy, regardless of the news. And then you have boomer chuds, who are losing their minds every day over the loss of white supremacy and Christian supremacy, so they're not happy either. I'd say maybe the capitalist class wakes up happy, but then again they are so damn paranoid that they're billions might go down in value a little bit so I'm not sure they're all that happy either, idk.