I'll go first:
"something negative about John Brown"
The joke doesn't play in text.
Was anybody listening to NPR just now about John Brown compared to Abe Lincoln? Because I'm kind of glad our little group idolizes the man because he's as right as any white man has been possibly ever.
I know the meme where the only thing John Brown ever did wrong was die but as far as I can see, that's almost exactly true. He went on the bad kind of suicide mission. If he knew god wasn't real, he wouldn't martyr himself that way.
John kidnapped like 5 slaver-settlers in Kansas and BRUTALLY hacked them to pieces with an ax
lol this fucking guy 😂
I wonder if there's a Total War mod that lets you field a regiment of freed slaves with pikes.
That might be the tipping point that gets me into rts games instead of just remaining a tabletop nerd