• Veganhydride [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah sure I'm not taking it seriously. I would add that there's both "24-hour year" (tier 5) and "1 day isn't 24 hours" (tier 8). Seems redundant if you've already learned that was the case 3 tiers ago.

      I also like "Eggless travel" and "90% of books are written by the same author". Also there's one that's just "OoO".

      "There are no forests (mountains are trees)" (tier 5) but also "forest stairs" (tier 8) and "trees are mammals" (tier 9)

      • Penis [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        I think both the 24-hour ones are time cube references, which elevates this shitpost to legendary status

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Eggless travel is surely a reference to Ong's hat and the diamensional egg.

        • Veganhydride [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I didn't know about that, that's cool. But I hardly think the ability to travel without the use of a dimensional egg is noteworthy.

          • Mardoniush [she/her]
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            4 years ago

            The point is to travel dimensionally, to alternate universes. The egg (a type of sensory deprivation chamber supposedly created by some Berkley physicists tripping on acid in the 60s who then went missing.) lets you do it via a series of meditative rituals.

            Eggless travel would allow dimensional travel just by thinking the rituals.

            God I wish i hadn't grown up on USENET.