• NeoAnabaptist [any]
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    my red is not your red

    all religions are the same

    There's some stoner philosophy nuggets in here

    • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      :tromp: ive been saying it for years, pancreas denial, you have to stop these organ farmers folks, but the pornstars keep leeching my energy, so much energy, by forcibly removing my soul, the best soul, the biggest soul, encore after encore, so many encorings, all on behalf of the big bank of souls folks, its not good. these human resource departments, theyre the worst, and weve gotta drain them of their oil, so that they cant manipulate our patterns anymore

  • EthicalHumanMeat [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I need to see a short summary of every one of these things or I will never know peace.

    I need to know what Deep Soy and pornstars leeching your energy are.

    • tg4414 [he/him]
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      Jack and Brandon from Yeah But Still did some episodes on the chart with Josh Citarella, unfortunately they're behind their paywall. There are these articles that try to go through the chart though.

      https://www.metacenterchicago.com/2020/01/20/so-what-level-have-you-unlocked-concerning-your-insight-and-understanding-of-the-world-within-and-around-us/

      https://www.vertigo22.com/2020/02/megalist-introduction-and-summary-of.html?m=1

      • EthicalHumanMeat [he/him]
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        Ok, this 4chan thread I found in one of those lists under "North Korea is a secret utopia" is something else:

        https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18881548/

        It's like they're so close to realizing that the DPRK isn't one giant concentration camp but most of them just can't wrap their heads around it. They're struggling to reconcile the new evidence they're seeing that it's actually a pretty decent country to live in with all the bullshit they've been led to believe about the DPRK.

        The fact that this is on /x/ and is considered a conspiracy theory is just nuts and a testament to how warped our perception of them is. Makes me sad.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      A linked wiki full of this stuff would be fascinating. Like SCPs that people actually beleive in.

  • EthicalHumanMeat [he/him]
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    Ok, this one is actually super interesting:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cagot

    Cagots were shunned and hated; while restrictions varied by time and place, they were typically required to live in separate quarters in towns, called cagoteries, which were often on the far outskirts of the villages. Cagots were excluded from all political and social rights. They were not allowed to marry non-Cagots, enter taverns, hold cabarets, use public fountains, sell food or wine, touch food in the market, work with livestock, or enter mills.[2] They were allowed to enter a church only by a special door and, during the service, a rail separated them from the other worshippers. Either they were altogether forbidden to partake of the sacrament, or the Eucharist was given to them on the end of a wooden spoon, while a holy water stoup was reserved for their exclusive use. They were compelled to wear a distinctive dress to which, in some places, was attached the foot of a goose or duck (whence they were sometimes called "Canards"). So pestilential was their touch considered that it was a crime for them to walk the common road barefooted or to drink from the same cup as non-Cagots. The Cagots were often restricted to the trades of carpenter, butcher, and rope-maker.[3][4]

    The Cagots were not an ethnic nor a religious group. They spoke the same language as the people in an area and generally kept the same religion as well. Their only distinguishing feature was their descent from families long identified as Cagots.

  • Penis [none/use name]
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    • runescape conspiracies
    • cigarettes extreme health benefits
    • pornstars leeching your energy
    • finland doesn't exist
    • obscure videogames
    • cat nuns
    • gaydar
    • quartz242 [she/her]M
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      4 years ago

      Pornstars do steal your energy. I thought that was a basic chapo belief, maintainence of ones own vital essences. Porn stars create tethered astral tentacles that create an energy exchange based on the potent sexual energies.

  • peepeepants_mcgee [any]
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    4 years ago

    Q is way waaaaaaay too deep in this, especially as qanon is gonna be the American right's default by next year no matter who wins

    • Funicio [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Driver killed JFK is also way too deep. If my boomer dad who still uses AOL knows about it, it shouldn't be like 4 layers in, smh.

  • Veganhydride [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The Simpsons are real footage

    I feel like the tier placement is random, like apparently "professional sports scripted" is more obscure than "goat men", and "operation paperclip" is occult and something very few people have heard of.

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        Yeah sure I'm not taking it seriously. I would add that there's both "24-hour year" (tier 5) and "1 day isn't 24 hours" (tier 8). Seems redundant if you've already learned that was the case 3 tiers ago.

        I also like "Eggless travel" and "90% of books are written by the same author". Also there's one that's just "OoO".

        "There are no forests (mountains are trees)" (tier 5) but also "forest stairs" (tier 8) and "trees are mammals" (tier 9)

        • Penis [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          I think both the 24-hour ones are time cube references, which elevates this shitpost to legendary status

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Eggless travel is surely a reference to Ong's hat and the diamensional egg.

          • Veganhydride [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            I didn't know about that, that's cool. But I hardly think the ability to travel without the use of a dimensional egg is noteworthy.

            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              The point is to travel dimensionally, to alternate universes. The egg (a type of sensory deprivation chamber supposedly created by some Berkley physicists tripping on acid in the 60s who then went missing.) lets you do it via a series of meditative rituals.

              Eggless travel would allow dimensional travel just by thinking the rituals.

              God I wish i hadn't grown up on USENET.

    • MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      I feel like the tier placement is random

      It probably isn't. It seems to deliberately put proven theories in deeper tiers, and there's a suspiciously large number of nazi esotericism in the entry-level tiers.

  • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    I love how many people and empires definitely rule everything and are immediately contradicted by later revelations

  • Straight_Depth [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I'd love to see an interactive version of these where you can click on the subheadings and it links you to a starting resource (excepting the ones that are made up on the spot).