ted cruz returns triumphantly to his homeland, ushering in an age of peace* and prosperity* for the christmas-caliphate of bolivia. cruz, now always seen wearing his signature red suit, is an iconic figure of democratic success, after his new lithium export policies are declared an unrivaled economic success.
(*terms and conditions apply, not suitable for the indigenous)
ted cruz returns triumphantly to his homeland, ushering in an age of peace* and prosperity* for the christmas-caliphate of bolivia. cruz, now always seen wearing his signature red suit, is an iconic figure of democratic success, after his new lithium export policies are declared an unrivaled economic success.
(*terms and conditions apply, not suitable for the indigenous)