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  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    1 day ago

    mcdonald's workers out here authenticating motherfuckin' documents and still not getting a living wage

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      1 day ago

      Be me

      McDonald's Cashier

      Got Paper's Please during the Steam Summer Sale(Tm)

      Finally got to play it

      Showupforwork.jpg.exe

      Feeling funny at work

      "Can I see your papers please?"

      Guy looks surprised but obliges

      WTF it worked???

      Look at the ID

      It says he's 76 years old

      Look at the name

      Kill D. CEO

      Picture is the kid from Superbad

      Make a copy of it in the copy machine right by the fryer

      "Thank you sir, your food will be right out"

      Try to alert the police

      They show up before my 911 call connects

      Guys I think I just made $60,000!!