Also "Champ," is now an automatic ignore-me-I-have-nothing-to-say word for me.
That's the part that made me laugh. "Oh this bus is slightly less shitty! You should vote for it."
The whole "we're not Trump!" spiel didn't work last time. Why would it work this time?
Except we can’t walk the rest of the way. To butcher the metaphor, we have no feet. And we individually don’t decide which bus to go on, we only decide where it goes. And the bus may get us closer, but in 4-8 years it will certainly go back the other way. So there’s no way to get what I want without attempting to make the bus go where I want. Practically, the only way to do this is to defeat the American duopoly. I don’t see how voting for the duopoly helps do that.
And he said he’s “not a dude” as a reply to the people who don’t like the white gut yelling at them.
I think he’d be more convincing without the beard.