ios exclusive
all the assets should be AI generated, except for the gordon freeman dialogue
Then after huge backlash say they're working on a real one for the computer but it releases at full AAA price with less content than the hated phone version and a battle pass
"Activision/Blizzard did it" is like the "Simpsons did it" of gaming except EA also exists so whatever
NO. BAD. NAUGHTY.
Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837
Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837
"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837
And several of the guns are DLC and there are locked rooms that require microtransactions and can be opened for free if you wait for a few hours. Also if you don't pay for the subscription you see ads starting the game, loading a level, and after every cutscene.
Omg if they make half-life moba I will literally die from laughter
