Do you like owls? 
Yes 
No
Oh, hi there! Completely new user here and yes, I love owls but only the clean ones.
Come on, that’s not fair! Ok, fine, I love all owls, even the ones who smell a little bit like poop.
I'll once invited 2 owls to a party, and now all they do is eat my crisps and hog my Playstation. I've asked them when they're going to leave, but they'll just call me a ugly nerd and continue to play COD with the volume on loud.
If there are 2 owls at a dinner party and a literal sits down with them, there are now 3 owls
I’m over on my !superbowl@lemmy.world (on my other account) voting on the owl of the year every day so yeah.
Sorry, not new but I’m answering anyway! (Okay, I’m new enough to hexbear to not know any of the emojis)
There's only one owl I like and they're very dirty
the most important election of our lives
"Can you please just leave?" 
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