• KhanCipher [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    Me, who is completely oblivious to any approaches unless they spell it out in plain text: "Hi, thanks, now please leave me alone."

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      Me, who completely understood the hidden implication.: "Hi, thanks, now please leave me alone."

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      I once sat on a girls bed with her pressing herself up against me while I was petting her two great danes. She repeatedly asked me if the dogs were annoying me and wether she should let them outside so "we could be alone."
      I said no because I love dogs. She took her shirt off because she felt hot (she was). After asking several more times she suddenly felt tired and asked me to leave.
      I didn't realise what had happened until a year ago. This happened a decade ago.

        • Bureaucrat
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          1 month ago

          She is now a succesful onlyfans model and also (still) has a very lovely personality. And one more great dane, which I'm sure I would also love. Should I text her chat?

          Anyway this one time this girl I had a crush on invited me to a party and asked if we should do bodyshots off each other and when she laid down she put the shot between her cleavage and a lemon in her mouth and when I went for the lemon she kissed me. Same thing happened when she did the shot off me. All I could think was "wow how kind of my friend to help me get the lemon" and "wow she is really having issues with getting the lemon".
          Later that evening I saw her making out with another girl while maintaining eyecontact with me, it seemed like she was indicating "hey this could be you!" And all I did was give her a thumbs-up because I reckoned she was going like "hey look at what a hottie I am making out with!"