Folks, it’s happening again. Another virus, another panic. Bird flu. Can you believe this? They’re calling it an emergency in California - of course it’s California. Gavin Newscum, doing a terrible job, by the way. He loves emergencies. But this isn’t COVID, okay? This is different. This is the woke virus. Not the mind virus, folks, but from a bird! A woke bird flu. That’s what we’re dealing with. A bird got very woke, and now it’s flu. Disgusting.
Only this time Trump absolutely will not do lockdowns or mask mandates or stimulus checks because his hoglets love death and misery and being owned.
One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest