• hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    He’s gonna get got by some absurd bazinga brain doohickey that is made too look like something from cyberpunk 2077

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      10 days ago

      His car will blow up and they'll spend months looking for the bomber but it turns out the car just did that

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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        10 days ago

        Does he actually drive a Tesla? Would be really funny if he can’t because Tesla’s executive life insurance policy doesn’t allow him to or anything.

        • Dessa [she/her]
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          10 days ago

          He doesn't need insurance. He's got pay out of pocket money

          • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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            10 days ago

            He kinda doesn’t, all his money is loans backed by the value of stocks he owns. Idk the details of how financing works are that scale, but potentially a lot of Tesla’s day-to-day financing probably operates on low interest loans backed by the value of its own stocks, which could create a bad feedback loop if it drops by a certain percent. I imagine there’s gotta be an insurance system for execs of high cap companies so the company doesn’t vanish overnight due to insane fiscal setups like that.

    • miz [any, any]
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      10 days ago

      the gristle gun made from bones and viscera from eXistenZ (1999) that fires teeth at high velocity

    • Des [she/her, they/them]
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      10 days ago

      self aiming smart bullets. orrrr.. with today's tech, maybe a gun that fires streams of tiny explosive drones

    • Balefirex [he/him]
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      10 days ago

      Someone will make a working Dominator from Psycho-Pass and he'll explode