feel like this is satire

This is shocking.

Just one orgasm?

This is apparentely satire, but the chuds do be telling the whole world on the regular that they've never made a woman cum.

You couldn't waterboard that out of me

skill issue

Women be shopping and wanting good sex. So entitled.

Meanwhile in reality even the most porn-addicted women would go out of their ways to comfort men who fail to deliver when they show the slightest sign of vulnerability

please add an nsfw tag