We need to invade Puerto Rico. They still can't be US citizens.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    6 days ago

    I'm sure they'll get the power back to San Juan ASAP

    Can't let the honkeys celebrate New Year's without frosty blended Piña Coladas!

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      6 days ago

      I'm guilty of taking a cruise to San Juan when I was still in high school with my extended (rich) family. It's a nice place and for sure, the boomers there off the carnival cruise ships won't put up with it.

    • Lemister [none/use name]
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      6 days ago

      Gods I wish I had a Piña colada right now! But I am sure the resorts will be the first to receive power again.

      • miz [any, any]
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        5 days ago

        they're probably on generators (but will still receive power first)