1. eight months into a pandemic, the victorian government still hasn't figured out that it's helpful to translate covid advice for populations that speak english as a second language

2. remember the nsw premier, the one who was rooting the corrupt mp for wagga wagga? yeah apparently documents she signed approving grants in that electorate just accidentally fell into the shredder, exactly like how daryl's four phones and an ipad just accidentally fell under his tractor

3. aged care royal commission finds an estimated 50 elderly people are sexually assaulted in aged care every week. no joke here, just a completely morally bankrupt society

4. cops keep being cops, surprising no one

5. not from this week, but the national audit office, the body that has uncovered a disturbing amount of political corruption, had its funding cut by the government it has found to be doing corrupt things.