New bootlicking world record dropped.

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Putting this in slop because melon-musk is really just providing context here.

  • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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    3 days ago

    There's an article where they found a bunch of evidence that Adrian Dittmann is... Adrian Dittmann, a very cringe German living in Fiji.

    I guess it's not conclusive proof it's not Elon, but it's either not Elon, or a really well prepared alter ego dating back a really long time. There's also some tweets that say that Dittman was talking on a Livestream while Elon was at Mar-a-lago.

    Some people will never believe it's not Elon, though.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Jekyll and Hyde style situation except it's a mild, average strength German sex pest in Fiji turning into a hideous superpowered white South African sex pest in America