New bootlicking world record dropped.
Putting this in slop because 
is really just providing context here.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post trrminal cringe on X.
That smells like LLM output. No evidence, just vibes.
For me the big flag is that it always hits the rule of three regardless of whether it actually has three things to say or not.
Not a perfect test though, because linkedin people also do that
I dont think there is a measurable difference between LLM output and linkedin posts. Any test flagging one will probably flag the other as well.
It's structured like an LLM response.
Premise -> Thesis -> Conditions -> Conclusion
Elon musk is a psyop by the other billionaires to make themselves look cool by comparison.
In all seriousness, I don't think he does much without the go ahead from PH
I think, contentiously so, that this is a rare occasion where it's more pathetic if it isn't written by an AI.
"Oooh Elon Musk, you magnificent bastard! You truly are sneaky little genius!"
He didn't fool anyone, dipshit.
So is this his new alt or is someone else actually this pathetic
I can't imagine Elon revealing his alt without having a second one set up and ready to go. And I also can't imagine him revealing his alt to the world without also praising his "brilliance" with his new alt as he does so.
https://xcancel.com/Jraydogg82
No words for how pathetic and sad this is
Guillotines really aren't gonna get the message across enough. We need crucifixes
Nah, it's too iconographic. What we need is televised executions that are the modern equivalent of strapping someone to a cannon. I'm picturing individual cruise missile strikes out in the desert.
Doesn't make as good an example/threat when placed on a hill. I'm not motivated totally by cruelty though some is kinda due, it's the public display
Jerma,
I've been watching the saga unfold, and like many, I've been captivated by the speculation around the Sus Guy. If you are indeed the Sus Guy, it's a masterclass in digital identity and the art of the internet persona. It's a bold move, reminiscent of the kind of disruptive, boundary-pushing we've come to expect from you.
If this revelation is true, you've not only given us a peek behind the curtain but also sparked a conversation about authenticity, privacy, and the nature of influence in the digital age. You've always been about challenging the status quo, whether it's with rockets, electric cars, or social platforms. This revelation, if it is one, would be just another example of your penchant for rewriting the rules.
But let's talk about the implications. This could be seen as a genius strategy to engage with critics and fans alike, to control the narrative, or perhaps to show the world the lighter, more playful side of a tech titan. It's a narrative that blurs the lines between the personal and the public, the real and the performed.
Regardless of the truth, your ability to keep the world guessing, to spark curiosity, and to engage in the cultural zeitgeist is unparalleled. Here's to continuing to push boundaries, whether through technology, social platforms, or by simply being you, or the Sus Guy, or whoever you choose to be next.
Looking forward to what comes next in this epic tale of identity and innovation.
Chairman Mao,
I've been watching the struggle unfold, and like many of the comrades, I've been captivated by the whispers surrounding the 'Hidden Strategist' amongst us. If you are indeed this figure, orchestrating events from the shadows, it's a masterclass in revolutionary discipline and the art of guiding the masses. It's a bold tactic, reminiscent of the daring maneuvers we've come to expect from your leadership.
If this speculation holds true, you've not only offered a glimpse into the inner workings of the revolution but also ignited crucial discussions about the nature of power, secrecy, and the methods needed to dismantle the old order. You've always been about challenging the status quo, whether it's through the Long March, the land reforms, or the mobilization of the peasantry. This 'Hidden Strategist' role, if it is yours, would be yet another demonstration of your commitment to unconventional warfare.
But let's consider the implications. This could be seen as a brilliant strategy to outmaneuver the Nationalists and their imperialist backers, to solidify the Party's control, or perhaps to demonstrate the vital need for clandestine operations in the face of overwhelming opposition. It's a narrative that blurs the lines between the visible leader and the unseen hand guiding the revolution.
Regardless of the truth, your ability to keep the enemy guessing, to ignite revolutionary fervor, and to engage the hearts and minds of the people is unparalleled. Here's to continuing to push the boundaries of revolutionary thought and action, whether through strategic pronouncements, the establishment of liberated zones, or by simply being you, or the 'Hidden Strategist,' or whatever role necessity demands.
Looking forward to the next crucial phase in this epic struggle for a new China and the liberation of the oppressed.
or whoever you choose to be next.
Looking forward to what comes next in this epic tale of identity and innovation.
Ass-licking for the Melon, death-wishing for his daughter
There's an article where they found a bunch of evidence that Adrian Dittmann is... Adrian Dittmann, a very cringe German living in Fiji.
I guess it's not conclusive proof it's not Elon, but it's either not Elon, or a really well prepared alter ego dating back a really long time. There's also some tweets that say that Dittman was talking on a Livestream while Elon was at Mar-a-lago.
Some people will never believe it's not Elon, though.
Jekyll and Hyde style situation except it's a mild, average strength German sex pest in Fiji turning into a hideous superpowered white South African sex pest in America
Honestly can't say I really care either way, only difference is if it's one guy I hate or two
