Easily. Tie a rock to a stick. Nobody listens to me.

  • Dessa [she/her]
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    2 days ago

    While you were getting hammered, I was busy tying rocks to sticks. We are not the same

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    I've been trying to come up with something to manually cut grain, any ideas?

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      I had a great idea but apparently someone stole it 18,000 years ago.

      • mayo_cider [he/him]
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        2 days ago

        Damn, maybe you could at least design a flag or something about these ideas?

  • NotLuigi [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    I didn’t need to invent a sickle because a comrade already did first

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Yeah, me. You're welcome.

      edit: Nope. Apparently that one is from the paleolithic era too. Goddammit.

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    I have a soapbox about how a boomer probably got to middle management because they were good at sorting tables by date. Now I'm able to automate the data processing so I can get through 5 sets of 3000 data points so I can come to a conclusion that I have to coordinate with someone in the EU about so they can send me new data. What's the result? "That's neat but someone in the EU was annoyed by how long this is taking so you get a $0.25 raise this year."