Did you hear that they've rediscovered Miasma Theory?
Calling it the Death Fog
Only explanation for why people would get sick this time of year
A fog
Of death
And yet of course they would never want to wear a mask to prevent the Death Fog from getting into their lungs.
Guess it's time to don a bird-mask and force feed people raw oats and foxglove.
The New Jersey brainpan is incapable of comprehending heavier-than-air flight. They believe birds are government drones and planes are government drones (derogatory)no but you don't understand, these drones use antigravity technology like propellers
man was not supposed to fly higher than a dunk
The simple people of the Western Horde resort to quaint superstitions in order to explain the unknown.
I knew it was too good to be true when it was over North Jersey.
