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PointAndClique [they/them] to badposting • 2 days ago

(cw worm) if you're cold, they're cold. LET THEM IN

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(cw worm) if you're cold, they're cold. LET THEM IN

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PointAndClique [they/them] to badposting • 2 days ago
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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Udon

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    • BobDole [none/use name]
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      1 day ago

      Gonna give it a big slurp

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  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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    2 days ago

    Absolutely wretched and revolting rat-salute

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 days ago

      brainworms we like it here

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  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 days ago

    Mine helps me scratch those hard to scratch spots

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 days ago

      Mine scratch my amygdala for me so good gives me the shivers

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  • ozmathewitch [she/her, fae/faer]
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    1 day ago

    what a cute little pet!

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  • btbt [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    mmmmm noodle

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 day ago

      Hhha yes put me in your mouth

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  • damnatum_seditiosus [any]
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    1 day ago

    Relevant emergency-room video

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
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      1 day ago

      I'm not watching thet but I appreciate the share

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    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
      ·
      1 day ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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  • TheBroodian [none/use name]
    ·
    2 days ago

    Delete this

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 days ago

      nope

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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    ·
    2 days ago

    I keep telling you NO

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 days ago

      but PLIIIIIIISSSSS

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  • morte [she/her]
    ·
    2 days ago

    WORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMS

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    • PointAndClique [they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 days ago

      Just the one worm actually but they can multiply if you're lucky :):):):)

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      • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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        2 days ago

        If I chop it into a hundred pieces will I have a hundred wiggly friends?

        Also if I deep fry it, will it taste like an onion ring?

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        • PointAndClique [they/them]
          hexagon
          ·
          2 days ago

          More like calamari. And no unfortunately this kills the worm

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      • morte [she/her]
        ·
        2 days ago

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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