I'll spare you lot the boorish details but basically while I'm performing oral sex on her she screams out: "eat my hole oh fuck yeah!" to which I stop "eating" and inform her, "madam, need I remind you that one does not 'eat' a 'hole' but rather I am performing cunnilingus on your vagina for your pleasure."

Well needless to say this ruins the encounter and my beloved no longer wishes to engage in intercourse. Gentlesirs and ladies of the realm, am I the "asshole"?