How do I convince my baby to sleep more tactically?

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Kid needs to get it together or else a bogey is gonna find the weapon cache hidden in the crib.

  • impiri@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Wrong camo pattern for the environment. You're dead anyway kiddo

    Swaddle your next kid in A-TACS AU-X

  • daisy
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    11 months ago

    That kid has nothing to fear from any foe. Their cuteness is a formidable weapon.

  • johnbrownwasright [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    sit the baby down (you might have to help with this) and simply explain slowly and clearly until they understand. this approach may take some time though

    also what a super cute baby you have!

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    edit-2
    11 months ago

    SMDH, the Feds banned baby silencers.