How do I convince my baby to sleep more tactically?

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Kid needs to get it together or else a bogey is gonna find the weapon cache hidden in the crib.

  • impiri@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Wrong camo pattern for the environment. You're dead anyway kiddo

    Swaddle your next kid in A-TACS AU-X

  • daisy
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    1 year ago

    That kid has nothing to fear from any foe. Their cuteness is a formidable weapon.

  • johnbrownwasright [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    sit the baby down (you might have to help with this) and simply explain slowly and clearly until they understand. this approach may take some time though

    also what a super cute baby you have!

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    SMDH, the Feds banned baby silencers.