Hiring a private fire crew costs thousands of dollars a day, and most work through government contracts or with insurance companies. Some wealthy property owners are calling them in directly.

Outside one mansion in a Palisades neighborhood with little or no fire damage, two men — who declined to provide their names — said they often contract with city governments, but this afternoon were protecting a single house. They said they did not know who the owner was, only that their company, National Wildfire Protection Service, had dispatched them there.

  • NotLuigi [they/them]
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    2 days ago

    Billionaires will have giant water reservoirs installed beneath their mansions and have a fire truck available on-premise specifically for their house

    Edit: I wanna say this isn't speculation or exaggeration. I used to serve old money people at a resort and would overhear conversations about this.

  • huf [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    oh wow, that's 100BC rome level of social advancement...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus#Rise_to_power_and_wealth

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      I don't care if it's apocryphal I desperately need it to be true that he got molten gold poured down his gullet.

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        AFAIK it's a question of whether it was done to him before or after he died.

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      Capitalism = efficiency, get with the program, if there was a more efficient use of their labour the market would have found it by now.

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        2 days ago

        Earlier tonight, I farted and it smelled distinctly like shit, which is how I knew I'd need to poop later. Later is now and now I'm pooping.

        I'd like to submit this as part of economic theory about capitalism

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    How long until we're get a crypto fire fighting platform for putting stake into a fire department coin and signing smart contracts that trigger when a fire is detected in your home. Largest stake gets put out first.