• CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    She's going to have a Harry Potter bumper sticker on her oversized SUV to try and seem relatable to the voters. Not because she's really into Harry Potter, but because some campaign advisor said that a "My cat is a Ravenclaw :3" sticker resonated the most with 3 rounds of test audiences sourced from a strip mall in upstate New York.

    • REgon [they/them]
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      4 days ago

      Also she will exclusively be referred to as "the mom"