PA is definitely divided, but not by politics, but by Sheetz vs. Wawa, in a completely different civil war.
I refuse to live under Gruesome Newsom's tyrannical rule, that mf is getting Abe'd before he runs my state
no fuck all that, i just want america run by xi jingping so we can have a competent leader for once
I SERVE THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF THE GREAT LAKES!!!
We will liberate Pennsylvania and New York for their Imperialist overlords!
I think Texas would try to be it's own country
They're just like that
Utah, so easily forgotten, is gonna form the protestant equivalent of the Vatican and launch a few crusades to claim the holy land (Missouri)
With my prodigious intake of hot drinks, I am basically Satan to them
And Alaska and Hawaii too. I think Texas would have their own civil-war between Pro-Trump people and Pro-Independence people, and in the end Mexico reannex Texas.
With the fall of Canada we could really arrange for a Great Lakes Compact Country. There's a better word for the sort of loose oversized City-States stapled together, but the partying did some numbers on me and I'm struggling for a word.
The international proletariat yearn for future balkanization maps of the USA
