Bloodletting recommended for Jersey residents after PFAS contamination
www.theguardian.com
The island’s private drinking water supplies were polluted by use of firefighting foams containing ‘forever chemicals’

objectively the worst country in the world

  • lurker_supreme [he/him]
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    12 hours ago

    Will the NHS provide the leeches or do I have to dig around in the bog myself?

    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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      7 hours ago

      The bog has been sold to BlackRock. You can pay to access the bog for an hourly rate, or you can pay for the premium bog experience. In both cases you must bring the leeches back within 24 hours or you forfeit your house and car.

  • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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    11 hours ago

    £200,000 per person to drain your blood? The fuck?

    edit l: per fifty people, so £4000 each. a lot but less exorbitant