• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I could say something about how weird and alien western rich fucks are regarding their food preferences (caviar is disgusting and is derived from animal cruelty in the first place, and it's a sort of rich fuck hazing ritual to eat it until one starts to supposedly like it), but I could also get carried away and write an entire book on that.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      We used to have Caviar served for first class passengers for trans-pacific flights, there was always one guy who didn’t want it. The crew tried it once, I thought it tasted like nothing plus salt and it was slimy. At least I was being paid to eat it shrug-outta-hecks

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Ever have a rich fuck tell you how you're supposed to properly eat it?

        I have. He described the way you're supposed to (CW: gross description)

        spoiler

        encircle each fish egg with your practiced tongue and squeeze it until it pops and squirts, savoring each and every fish egg that way.

        The Zucc isn't the only rich asshole that gives me the shivers.

        • VILenin [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Luckily not to me directly, but I learned plenty of rich people table manners as a kid. Did you know you’re not supposed to use the butter knife directly on the bread, but you have to smear it on the side of your dedicated bread plate? And for the 10 different utensils they give you, it’s like the rich lady from Titanic said, work your way in.

          But I guess that way makes sense if you spent 2000 dollars for two spoonfuls.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            10 months ago

            Luckily not to me directly, but I learned plenty of rich people table manners as a kid. Did you know you’re not supposed to use the butter knife directly on the bread, but you have to smear it on the side of your dedicated bread plate? And for the 10 different utensils they give you, it’s like the rich lady from Titanic said, work your way in.

            It's always been performative bullshit to constantly test fellow rich fucks for authentic rich fuckiness.