UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28 fedilinkarrow-up143file-text
arrow-up143message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 2 days agomessage-square28 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareplinky [he/him]hexbear22·1 day agoNobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet. link
minus-squareUmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]hexagonhexbear17·1 day agoThey don't feel safe, folks! Even in their own homes, they don't feel safe, isn't that crazy? link
minus-squaresomeone [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear9·1 day agoThere should be many home visits by new friends who bring smiles and gentle pats to happy puppies both young and old. link
Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet.
They don't feel safe, folks! Even in their own homes, they don't feel safe, isn't that crazy?
There should be many home visits by new friends who bring smiles and gentle pats to happy puppies both young and old.