UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28 fedilinkarrow-up143file-text
arrow-up143message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 2 days agomessage-square28 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squarealcoholicorn@lemmy.mlhexbear10·edit-22 days agoAll windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed. All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison. linkfedilink
All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.
All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.