UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 1 day agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28 fedilinkarrow-up143file-text
arrow-up143message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 1 day agomessage-square28 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squarePolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.mlhexbear11·1 day agoMy cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that's what i do when i'm home and sit or lie anywhere. linkfedilink
My cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that's what i do when i'm home and sit or lie anywhere.