UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 2 days agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28 fedilinkarrow-up143file-text
arrow-up143message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 2 days agomessage-square28 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]hexbear8·1 day agoHe would draw up a treaty for bed space then immediately break it and leave me sleeping on the floor. link
He would draw up a treaty for bed space then immediately break it and leave me sleeping on the floor.