UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 1 day agoIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?message-squaremessage-square28 fedilinkarrow-up143file-text
arrow-up143message-squareIf your pet became president, what would be its first decree?UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her] to askchapo • 1 day agomessage-square28 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
minus-squarekittin [he/him]hexbear1·edit-26 hours agoImmediate death to all vacuum cleaners and the humans must be on the couch at all times except when I want to be alone. The food bowl cannot be empty. The other cat cannot eat from the food bowl. The other cat must die. The other cat must clean my ears. The other cat must warm me when I’m cold. link
Immediate death to all vacuum cleaners and the humans must be on the couch at all times except when I want to be alone.
The food bowl cannot be empty. The other cat cannot eat from the food bowl.
The other cat must die.
The other cat must clean my ears.
The other cat must warm me when I’m cold.