We haven't figured out a better way to buy the same 30 items every two weeks? Tech bros, get on it.

I just want a pleasant experience, not feel like I'm being tricked and get out ASAP

  • Provastian_Jackson [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    we need to (ironically) start lynching all the maskless people crowding grocery stores because it's been a long day, I'm hungry and i drive by to see a bunch of wheezing pink fats breathing all over the food. Plodding, panting sweat hams turned me off my appetite anyway, sloughing their bodily debris all over my supper.

    I'm hungry and crabby and I'm using irony to vent. This would sound really weird in a courtroom context.