Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
Home made? Sure. Store bought mayonnaise is fucking disgusting.
This is a compromise I might agree with as a mayo hater™️
Mayo revisionism
What store bought mayo have you eaten? Miracle Whip basically isn't mayonnaise so you can't judge based on that.
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