Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
I've said it before but it bears repeating - mayo is fat, salt and acid (and store bought often even has sugar). It is literally made of the things that make food taste good.
Mayo is only good when mixed with other sauces, herbs or spices. Eating just mayo is like eating plain boiled noodles, kind of disgusting but something I imagine white people also do.
I started eating just mayo after moving to a white country. What's happening to me aaaaaah
Mayo with ketchup is a god-tier condiment. Throw in some onion and garlic granules, mustard, and cayenne pepper for an excellent burger sauce.
Over here mayo and ketchup is burger sauce and its mainly eaten by pissheads at 2am slathered over cheesy chips and a kebab.
Agreed, can we also talk about self proclaimed "foodies" who launder their mayo consumption by calling it aioli?
As a vegan I really hate when I ask someone if their aioli has egg and they're like "of course".
"Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries"
Why mix them? The whole point of having both is that you can alternate between the spiciest curry ketchup you can find and rich, creamy mayo. It's just not the same when they're already blended completely.
Ugh I remember quoting the west wing liberal speech but for mayonnaise to some chud on cth I wish we hadn’t lost all the comments.
Edit, trying again:
What did mayonnaise do that was so offensive to Chapo.chat? I'll tell you what it did. Mayonnaise got eggs into a sauce. Mayonnaise got eggs to be deviled. Mayonnaise created Aioli and lifted millions of dishes out of blandness. Mayonnaise ended dry sandwiches. Mayonnaise created tuna salad, potato salad. Mayonnaise inspired ranch dressing. Mayonnaise made coleslaw, artichoke dip. What did chapos do? They opposed every one of those things, every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'mayonnaise,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, mr. chapo. Because I will pick up that label and I, I will wear it as a badge of honor!
Mayonnaise , is great to demonstrate "Identity" Politics , it some how was once established , that Mayonnaise is Europe and pussy , and that you are . not a "True American" and Manly if you like Mayonnaise ,....
So the insecure Americans proclaim where ever they go and where ever they stand of the horrors of Mayonnaise. And Therefore Demonstrate in a "catch 22" what pathetic little manlets they actully are , can not even enjoy a condiment without having to touch it with their "idenity" /" Im a Tough Boy" plague. And this is the Joke of the Matter , But its only for the rest of the World to see , but not for them.
Same thing with "Soccer"
Mayonnaise mixed with a shit-ton of either tabasco or sriracha sauce is where it's at.
if you're able to get it, perinnaise is exquisite - it will probably be in a british portion of the grocery store despite it being a sauce from portugal i guess
Yes I'm white, yes I love mayo.
I disagree about your fry sauce, needs some pickle juice too
This is a compromise I might agree with as a mayo hater™️
What store bought mayo have you eaten? Miracle Whip basically isn't mayonnaise so you can't judge based on that.
