Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
Mayonnaise , is great to demonstrate "Identity" Politics , it some how was once established , that Mayonnaise is Europe and pussy , and that you are . not a "True American" and Manly if you like Mayonnaise ,....
So the insecure Americans proclaim where ever they go and where ever they stand of the horrors of Mayonnaise. And Therefore Demonstrate in a "catch 22" what pathetic little manlets they actully are , can not even enjoy a condiment without having to touch it with their "idenity" /" Im a Tough Boy" plague. And this is the Joke of the Matter , But its only for the rest of the World to see , but not for them.
Same thing with "Soccer"