Last night I rearranged all of the furniture in my apartment. This morning I woke up and put on a blindfold and pounded 6 shots of vodka in a row. Then I spun in circles for two minutes straight and tried walking to the kitchen.
I heartbreakingly stubbed my toes 42069 times on the way there.
I just demanded we cut off my feet so I never have to stub my toes again.
IT'S NOT ABOUT SUICIDE IT'S ABOUT MORTGAGES, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY
They're not being taken seriously here, they're just being used as a distraction, like usual. This is no different than conservatives yelling, "Why should we send money to foreign countries when so many of our vets are homeless!"
Hey now. Don't forget when a white kid shoots up a church or something!
