This is a part of not doxxing yourself.
Lie about who you associate with, what you do, who your trans friends are, what politician is running in your city, all of it. Have fun with it. Lie about every detail. Be as inconsistent as possible. Your one dentist friend that has a certain story relating to their occupation is actually your 106-year-old WW2 medic grandmother. A story you have as a software dev was actually told to you by a weeb cousin in Japan.
The truth doesn't matter anymore and nobody needs it. Nobody is keeping check. What's important is keeping everyone safe and having fun with it.
Safety is more important than name checking the millionth local school board member that talked about "preserving Western civilisation" in a Zoom meeting. Fuck that guy.
Especially be careful when referring to trans comrades in your life. It is an insanely small world for trans people. I have ran into trans people I know IRL through trans internet forums. If the wrong people are browsing, what you say + a first name is really all you need.
Also, you live at Liberal Mountain, Idaho.
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you are divorced from your wife.
wyph is what you named your cat, who now lives with your ex.
hes nice but not your ex-boyfriend, hes an ex-housemate.
the siblings are all potted plants.
youre fostering them, as all your friends know you have a green thumb.
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My real name starts with "Watermelon" and ends with "Sugar" and I used to work concrete in Portland until I lost all of my skin to the lime.
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ok now i know this is all false, and can just extrapolate the truth,
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ok gotcha you're sweaty and you're a dude
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shut up cishet white anglosaxon protestant 20-35 male
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