You're vegan.
“... and all the doctors and my family will look up and shout: 'please for the love of god just eat a vegetable!'. And I'll look down and whisper: 'No.”
That's correct.
I would be more upset about it if they weren't going to die from heart attacks and strokes caused by their diet
the weirdest one for me is "so I broke my instapot by cleaning it in the bath" lmao
I also like the person who's concerned about the E320 in their 97% lard pork rinds
“so I broke my instapot by cleaning it in the bath”
does he not know you take the inside pot... out?
Protocol for when my bowel movement grabs the c4 away from me? (urgent)
"shot 6 eggs from the pack" wtf is that phrasing??? Like shot as in alcohol shots? Or like intravenously?
I assume they stab a key in the side, rip open the top and shotgun them like a beer
Having 2000 calories and 130% of your daily cholesterol intake in one meal to own the vegans
