doin fine

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    I'd go back in time and tell myself Bernie swept Super Tuesday and won the nomination before preventing the US from becoming the world's reservoir of a novel pandemic just to heighten the surprise

    • Civility [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      That's fucking evil, You'd be left thinking the message changed your actions enough to shunt the world into the bad timeline. I'm not sure I could handle that sort of guilt.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      The past version of you would go absolutely mad trying to figure out what they did to fuck things up so horribly lol.

    • chmos [any]
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      4 years ago

      I’d probably tell myself to parody Joe Biden like that one guy

      • Civility [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        NGL, I've given similar ideas way too much thought. I think if one head of the Hydra got parodied the ghouls would coalesce around another. Joe Biden dropping dead gives us Ratboy, Copgirl or the Klob Gob, and if a leftist managed the parody but couldn't make it seem like a rock solid false flag it would be a major blow to the public status of the left in Amerikkka.

        Risk/reward personally and for the movement as a whole in no way checks out.