REPUBLICAN is when you eat CHEAP PROCESSED FOOD
DEMOCRAT is when you buy PRICEY YOGURT
GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD is where 1 in 8 people are going hungry :amerikkka:
So far, Times readers have made 14,847,193 guesses, correctly matching refrigerators to a family's favored candidate 52 percent of the time.
Meaningless.
God yes I needed to this to desperately convince myself that Trump supporters are all disgusting pigs who eat junk or are simultaneously too poor from the trump closing down the trump supporter factories. Eating kale is virtuous.
You: dumb, stupid, twitch watcher, hot dog eating republican
Me: smart, rich, book reader, grass-fed chicken beast eating democrat
If there's a future, children will learn about how the empire burned while it's brightest minds were analyzing the fridge contents of powerless members of the two elite political parties responsible for collapse.
Read about the decline of any empire and this will seem so eerily familiar. The class elites and their intellectuals are trying to decipher tea leaves and chicken bones while the empire is coming off the tracks.
