glimmer_twin [he/him] to Main • 4 years agoUnder communism will the one shared toothbrush be manual or electric?message-squaremessage-square26 fedilinkarrow-up154
arrow-up153message-squareUnder communism will the one shared toothbrush be manual or electric?glimmer_twin [he/him] to Main • 4 years agomessage-square26 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear4·4 years agoWe're all just going to get allotments of those weird tooth tabs they sell at Lush You know the kind you chew and it has charcoal in it and it just kind of makes your mouth black and foamy link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear3·4 years agoYes, but sometimes I just wanna feel pretty link
minus-squareSandinbandhexbear3·4 years agoBrands putting charcoal in dental products even though it's shit for you teeth baffles me. I feel like they should get more criticism for it link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear3·4 years agoYeah, but it's natural Everyone knows everything that's natural is good That's why I start every morning with Swenson's Organic Uranium Water! The only water that provides Vim, Vigor and Vitality! link
minus-squareJayTwo [any]hexbear3·edit-24 years agoFor the people who don't know that radiation quackery, including radiated water, used to be a major health fad. Edit: Also this gallery of radiation quack cures. link
We're all just going to get allotments of those weird tooth tabs they sell at Lush
You know the kind you chew and it has charcoal in it and it just kind of makes your mouth black and foamy
Lush is bourgeois decadence.
Yes, but sometimes I just wanna feel pretty
Brands putting charcoal in dental products even though it's shit for you teeth baffles me. I feel like they should get more criticism for it
Yeah, but it's natural
Everyone knows everything that's natural is good
That's why I start every morning with Swenson's Organic Uranium Water! The only water that provides Vim, Vigor and Vitality!
For the people who don't know that radiation quackery, including radiated water, used to be a major health fad.
Edit: Also this gallery of radiation quack cures.