The year is 2045, the aftermath of the Third American Civil War. The Southeast is under the dominion of the Rojasid Successorate, ruled by the son of Scotty the Kid, who revealed in the midst of the last war that he was not just the emissary of the hidden Barron, but in fact Barron himself, and therefore the rightful president. Every year, thousands make the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago, where they throw bad food at an effigy of Graydon Carter and drive a golf cart seven times between different holes.
In the American battle of Karbala (Kansas), Don Jr, Eric Trump and other Trump family members and friends march up to a Kansas City Fuddruckers to take it back from the unjust QAnon traitors who stopped recognizing Barron's Imamate. After a long battle where Eric Trump valiantly brings soda to his brother, but he sadly dies after getting bullets to both his eyes. Don Jr is then ran over by a Chevrolet pick-up and killed, while Tiffany gets captured and dies unceremoniously in St. Louis a few years later. The shrines of Don Jr and Eric are visited yearly by millions of Americans that prove their allegience to Imam Barron by visiting the shrine of the two martyrs
The year is 2045, the aftermath of the Third American Civil War. The Southeast is under the dominion of the Rojasid Successorate, ruled by the son of Scotty the Kid, who revealed in the midst of the last war that he was not just the emissary of the hidden Barron, but in fact Barron himself, and therefore the rightful president. Every year, thousands make the pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago, where they throw bad food at an effigy of Graydon Carter and drive a golf cart seven times between different holes.
In the American battle of Karbala (Kansas), Don Jr, Eric Trump and other Trump family members and friends march up to a Kansas City Fuddruckers to take it back from the unjust QAnon traitors who stopped recognizing Barron's Imamate. After a long battle where Eric Trump valiantly brings soda to his brother, but he sadly dies after getting bullets to both his eyes. Don Jr is then ran over by a Chevrolet pick-up and killed, while Tiffany gets captured and dies unceremoniously in St. Louis a few years later. The shrines of Don Jr and Eric are visited yearly by millions of Americans that prove their allegience to Imam Barron by visiting the shrine of the two martyrs
In the customary free tap water cup, I presume.